What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.