Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage