What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.