Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!