Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!