Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.