What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.