What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.