What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana