What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("