What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.