What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.