What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.