Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

San Jokes More San Jokes

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!