What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

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