What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.