How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry