I poop with both hands.
You smell
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Urine trouble.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
When you see he has no hands.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.