Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!