I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
The steaks are high
He got atomic ache.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
The business plan.
Three lines
His boss always took him for granite.
No connection
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Allahu Mybad
U and I.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Typo
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Bye, son.
Bye, son."
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
