What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!