What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man