What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.