What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty