What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.