Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's