What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.