What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.