How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!