How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.