How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!