Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!