What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse