What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."