What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse