What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.