What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.