How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.