How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography