How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.