How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm