How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."