How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What does disappointment feel like?

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi