What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk