What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk