What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.