What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk