Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Edison Jokes More Edison Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.