Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison