Elon Musk Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)