Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!