Just one sun
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Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
He looked a little blue
Because the sky is
He's on route.
Because it's blue :(
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
The coming of the lord
The sky's the limit for you".
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
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A baby falling out of an airplane.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
The coming of the Lord.
Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It has the blues
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
Golden Dawn
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Hole is going to be huge!
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
They have all of the anthers.
A Romantic Jester!
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Half a cheetah.
Bob
Intersect it with a plane.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
Because it's in da-skies!
They're robots in da skies.
Because you already know she'll work out.
Udder destruction
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
