What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord