What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.