When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.