When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......