Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.