What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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