What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.