What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What was it worth?

Two marks.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!