What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"