What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Terminate Jokes More Terminate Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!