What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!