Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel