Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel