Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !