What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.