Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald