Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.