How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What color is ice?

Hielo.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.