How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.