How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus