Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.