How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.