How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm