What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !