What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.