What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!