What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace