I want to know her secret
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A virgin
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Need for speed.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
He forgot his safe word.
Because, corn has ears!
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