Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!