Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!