Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!