How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.