How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!